No more 40-minute poop breaks, guys
Isn’t it annoying to hear the term “man cave” when every woman who lives with a man knows they already have one and it’s the freaking bathroom? Men take up residence on the toilet like they’re clocking in for work, spending interminable amounts of time “pooping” when we all know they’re actually “avoiding helping the kids with their homework.” Men feel untouchable in there — but that’s about to change.
Thanks to an innovative new product, you can head your partner off at the pass and give him a time limit before he begins his bathroom journey. Shut up and take our money, because the current situation is bullshit. Pun fully intended.
It’s called the Toilet Timer and for the low, low price of a one-time $17 pledge to their Kickstarter, you can own one — if they get this little savior off the ground, that is. The product is a timer complete with a silhouette of an annoying man taking his sweet time on the john, phone in hand. The sands moving from his bowels to the bottom of the toilet serve as a subtle reminder that he needs to “Shit or get off the pot.” Literally.
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